Thought #1 - Uni is giving me the flopsies
Why do they do this?
They cram all these subjects assessments within a few weeks.
This is my 4th week, and I would have racked up something along the lines of 7 assessments.
Yay in the pants.
You'd think, being in the same faculty, they could avoid this, but nope. They just go on in there oblivious to all knowledge of communication and talking with each other and enforce assessments all at the same time.
No wonder my course is getting smaller and smaller.
Thought #2 - Fluff
What is fluff?
Where does it come from?
What does it consist of?
Why does it get in my bellybutton, on my mousepad and in my car?
WHY???
No, i'm not speaking of the lovely marshmallow spread, its the little fluff balls you see everywhere, which have no origin.Dead set, I got a ball of fluff in my bellybutton and I wasn't even wearing a shirt. I think its all a government conspiracy in which they want to see the world through little fluff balls. Beats me why they want to see the inside of my belly button. Oh well. I guess whatever they think is necessary.
Hmm.. This means Osama mustn't have any fluff in his beard or in his hideout, they would have caught him already. Ok, HINT HINT, he doesn't have a fluffy hideout or a fluffy beard! Its clean!
I bet he uses Ajax spray and wipe. He'd be an excellent spokesperson for it.
I know i'd buy it if he tried to sell it to me.
I love my Ajax!Ok, i'm just being silly.
Whatever, you get my point.
... what point?
Thought #3 - little quirky things
You know, everyone does little things each day which are different and may seem quirky to some people, or just plain wrong.
Case example.
When you blow your nose, do you open the tissue (or hanky if you're like me) and have a good examine before closing it back up again to chuck out (or re-use, in the case of a hanky)? You'll notice there's 3 types of people in this category:
1) Examiners
2) Non-examiners
3) Nose pickers
Number 3 is the most thrifty. You don't even need tissues to pick your nose, therefore costing you money. If you want to know more about picking your nose, refer to one of my earlier blogs.
Another case example, is wiping your bum after a poo.
There are so many options!
Folder or scruncher.
Sitting or standing.
Front to back or Back to front.
One thing I don't understand it how people don't check the paper before they throw it in. So many people are like EWWW, THAT'S DISGUSTING. What's worse is that, if you don't check, you don't know if your bum is clean or not (most likely no, unless you're a secret poo checker) and you're probably walking around with a dirty date all day.
If you didn't know, date = bumhole. Date rolls = rolls of Toilet paper. Sticky date = nice dessert.
Yes, poo may seem disgusting to you, but you'd prefer to take a quick check for a skidmark on the paper than walking around with a pooey bum all day.
Lesson: Think twice about checking your poo on your paper!
Thought #4 - Bush-isms
God this guy is dumb.
Just some of the things he's said:
"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change—I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect."
"And so, in my State of the—my State of the Union—or state—my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation—I asked Americans to give 4,000 years—4,000 hours over the next—the rest of your life—of service to America. That's what I asked—4,000 hours."
"I welcome you all to say a few comments to the TV, if you care to do so."
"Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit. I appreciate—APEC summit."
"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."
"I know a human being and fish can co-exist peacefully"
"I hope that when it's all said and done, people see me as a strategic thinker, and able to stay focussed on a strategy"
"They want us to leave, that's what they want us to do. And I think the world would be better of if we did leave! You know, if we didn't... if we... if... if we left, the world would be worse."
We'll see him in the special Olympics soon in the English Spelling Bee.
*The Bible has been translated into Klingon.*
Hooroo all!
Whatever, you get my point.
... what point?
Thought #3 - little quirky things
You know, everyone does little things each day which are different and may seem quirky to some people, or just plain wrong.
Case example.
When you blow your nose, do you open the tissue (or hanky if you're like me) and have a good examine before closing it back up again to chuck out (or re-use, in the case of a hanky)? You'll notice there's 3 types of people in this category:
1) Examiners
2) Non-examiners
3) Nose pickers
Number 3 is the most thrifty. You don't even need tissues to pick your nose, therefore costing you money. If you want to know more about picking your nose, refer to one of my earlier blogs.
Another case example, is wiping your bum after a poo.
There are so many options!
Folder or scruncher.
Sitting or standing.
Front to back or Back to front.
One thing I don't understand it how people don't check the paper before they throw it in. So many people are like EWWW, THAT'S DISGUSTING. What's worse is that, if you don't check, you don't know if your bum is clean or not (most likely no, unless you're a secret poo checker) and you're probably walking around with a dirty date all day.
If you didn't know, date = bumhole. Date rolls = rolls of Toilet paper. Sticky date = nice dessert.
Yes, poo may seem disgusting to you, but you'd prefer to take a quick check for a skidmark on the paper than walking around with a pooey bum all day.
Lesson: Think twice about checking your poo on your paper!
Thought #4 - Bush-isms
God this guy is dumb.Just some of the things he's said:
"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change—I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect."
"And so, in my State of the—my State of the Union—or state—my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation—I asked Americans to give 4,000 years—4,000 hours over the next—the rest of your life—of service to America. That's what I asked—4,000 hours."
"I welcome you all to say a few comments to the TV, if you care to do so."
"Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit. I appreciate—APEC summit."
"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."
"I know a human being and fish can co-exist peacefully"
"I hope that when it's all said and done, people see me as a strategic thinker, and able to stay focussed on a strategy"
"They want us to leave, that's what they want us to do. And I think the world would be better of if we did leave! You know, if we didn't... if we... if... if we left, the world would be worse."
We'll see him in the special Olympics soon in the English Spelling Bee.
*The Bible has been translated into Klingon.*
Hooroo all!
