Thought #1 - Drivers
Sometimes I just wish I was the only person on the road. Some drivers just piss me off that I begin to think I have road rage. I clearly don't, but my profanity use in the car goes through the roof when there's dickheads on the road.
Case example:
I was driving home from band practice the other night, and was travelling down the M5 Westbound, and after the tunnel, it turns to 100 (and eventually 110 after a while). Now, in the left lane in the 100 zone, there were cars still doing 80. Fair enough. They're doing the right thing, though I have no idea why they don't do the speed limit like a normal person. Anyhoo, there was a car infront of me which was doing about 82 and was slowly going past all these cars, and the people behind me were getting just as frustrated as me. In my opinion, if you're only going to go 18km under the speed limit, DON'T use the right lane.
My story isn't finished yet.
After he finally overtook a bunch of cars, he merged into the left lane, and I sped up to get to the speed limit (which was 110). He sped up with me. He was going faster than 120 at one point of stage, and so I broke back down to 110 (I wasn't aware of my speed) and he merged infront of me, slowed back down to 85/90 just to overtake a truck.
This didn't just happen once, but twice.
The second time, I knew he was just trying to piss me off, so, I did something quite reckless and sat behind him with my horn on. Constant.
He got the point.
Its these kind of people who are just complete assholes and are unaware that they are the vermin of the country. I bet they were the kind of kids that were part of the "Whatbro!" group who always hang out infront of maccas, eat it on top of their cars and then drive away leaving the rubbish everywhere, being completely arrogant and rude.
Maccas is the place to be obviously. I gotta be cool and hang out there!
Thought #2 - I wish I was younger sometimes
As in, like, baby.
Think of your life.
Eat and sleep, and everything is exciting to you. If you want something, you cry (some people still do this when they're much older anyway). What a life.
What I especially envy is that they don't need to worry about toilets.
I wish I could just relieve myself whenever, wherever and not worry about a thing. I could just be tutoring a student, and halfway through my sentence, give a little push and i don't need to worry about waiting all that time until I get home to do a poo.
The thing is, with babies, after they push and push and strain the poo out of their bowels and into their diaper, they always have a BIG smile on their face.
Which makes me come to the conclusion, that if you shit yourself, you become happier.
Or maybe we're just happy after a poo. They are extremely satisfying.
Whatever the case, I guess I'll just need to keep pooing in a toilet for another 70 or so years before I'm able to go in my pants again.
... LOL... poo...
Thought #3 - Stupid Ads Again.
I just have to. I love ripping to shreds people's work of trying to make their product buyable.
This guy looks REAL inspired (then again, he is one of the richest guys in the world, guess who!).
I'm so inspired that I want his haircut which his mum probably did for him and also his ridiculously looking glasses. I mean, its VERY hard to know that THAT is Bill Gates.
May I also point out that the whole thing is about a visual studio?
If you're advertising a visual studio, you'd probably want a professional model, not a professional nerd to advertise your company.
Also "Visit the Beginner Developer Learning Centre"... that made my head hurt a little. Less adjectives people!
I have a better ad though:
I'm unreal.Now here is a corker:
Look at the bottom ad for rubber bands.I am SO using that idea.
And they're only 99c!
No need for cords and fancy stuff when you have rubber bands!
What's better, you only get 1 handsfree thingo. You get a pound bag of rubber bands. I'm sure I know which has more value.
Also the guy pictured probably does santa claus down the neared stockies. you can't tell he's bald under the wig and christmas hat.
I hate ads like this:
I am never going to buy this product, therefore, I can live without it.The adverstisement is just terrible.
What a great way to show off your product by showing people who WASTE it. Also, to point out further ridiculous notions: apparrently you should squirt it at your face at such a velocity of a garden hose, hitting your chin, all without squeezing the bottle. MAGIC!
Seriously, you see many ads like this, and most of them waste water.
You'd really want to advertise drinking it, wouldn't you?
Retards.
*The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle*
Hooroo all!
