#11 - I have eaten too many lollies

I have
It's sad
I was sleepy, now i'm becoming more awake.
I wish there was some way I could get rid of this burden....
Hang on, i need to poo.

I'll be back.

...

I'm back. Now to get on issues at hand.

Thought #1 - I'm sorry I haven't been blogging.

I had to take some time off. I ran out of funny things to say. That's the end of it. I apologise for any person out there who still checks this blog to see if there is a new post for the late late late late lateness of my blog. I'll see if I can keep it following up, and not chop it up into little chunks like my memories of my primary school years. What a simple life. Considering my mum was there, all I had to do basically was cry and I got my own way.

... What a complete sook I was!
I bet people will agree there.


Thought #2 - These things still dumbfound me.

Careful, i'm going to have an angry rant.

Isn't amazing how friends can turn on you?
I recently found out basically that one of my mates kinda wants me completely out of their life, but I found this out not by anyone elses help or whatnot. They are totally oblivious that I know as well. I feel a bit of empowerment, but I also feel a stack of anger. Apparently, I reckon, I've found out MUCH too late. Alas, i found out the true nature of this person!
Fact #1 - I never got their *new* number which surprise surprise was for quite a while.
Fact #2 - They blocked me from the net (How I found this out? I have two emails. Didn't think I would log on to my old one to check emails from a previous forum did they?)
Fact #3 - Usually any communication I threw this persons way is almost completely ignored, even though I know they got it at a time when they weren't busy.
Fact #4 - Nice to face, but I know that this person has said crap behind my back. I've tended to ignore it because they would apologise, but it always still hurt.

I could go on longer, but I'm beginning to run out of scotch.

Basically, the email blocking and *forgetting* to contact me of the new number just really ticked me over the edge.
What's my solution?
Confrontment.
I don't want to humiliate this person even though I feel humiliated right now, probably because I'm not that low, but hey, lets face it, we've all been through this aye? I guess I just need to keep calm.
Which is why I have this blog!
Cause no-one reads it really, and its a good outlet. If you're shocked, be thankful that I never took this out on anyone. I'm talking it out with myself.
That's not crazy is it?
I hope not.
I dunno, talking it out sounds crazy to me!
Does it?
... Now i'm having a conversation with myself.
I must be insane.
Am I?
I don't think so.
Maybe I am though?
Naa... I'm normal.


Thought #3 - Christmas is a Jolly Time.

You know, is it just me, or the thrill of spending money to buy presents for someone, you just can't top? I dunno, but I usually get jolly over chrissy. If I was old, fat and had a white beard, i'd LOVE to be Santa at Westfields.
I reckon I'd be an awesome Santa.

"HO HO HO! MERRY SYPHILLIS!"
"Santa, what's syphillis?"
"Its something that a naughty person gets on New Years Eve if they do something naughty with a HO HO HO!"

Also, is it just me, or is telling people what to buy for you kinda ruining the thrill of guessing and opening the present? That's what i've always loved about my bro Michael with pressies. He'd always think of something tops, and it'll be something you'd never asked for.

Also, I was thinking of new lyrics to the "12 days of christmas" jingle, but with all STD's and the like. Here's what I have so far:

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
1) An infection that made it hard to pee
2) Two inflamed balls
3) Three genital warts
4) Four little Crabs
5) Syphillis
6) Six ingrown pubes
7) Seven cases of herpes
8) Eight stitches on nipples
9) Nine haemorroids
10) Ten dirty undies
11) Eleven broken condoms
12) Twelve little KIDS!

If i've gone wrong somewhere, you can point me in the right direction.

*The human brain is 80% water*

Hooroo all!