Aww Yeah!
I shall now rant about random crap that makes me laugh.
Thought #1 - Funny names for drinks.
Whilst I was with a mate buying a 21st present in a Bottle-o. We came across this and we couldn't help ourselves but laugh:
And is that a penis in the back-ground?Its extra old. From Barbados. And its from Mt. Gay. Gawd. This is just WIN
And we also saw this - but I couldn't take a photo, so i'll just google it:
Success! Gaymers Style.Gaymers. Cider. It also comes (Har har har, punny) in PEAR cider.
Once again, pretty much WIN.
Lets find some more funny named drinks:
Alright!
Now i'm thirsty.
Thought #2 - English is a stuffed up language.
For example:
Why do Tomb, Comb and Bomb all sound different?
Its ridiculous. And so many combinations of letters give the same sound. Like F and Ph. C and K. G and J. Z and X (like Zone and Xylem). Also, how some words sound exactly the same but are spelt different. Like Hay and Hey have the same sound, only in the context of the sentence can we undertstand the difference. Been and Bean. Weather and Whether.
WTF?
Why would anyone want to learn our language if they've already got something else that is much simpler. I'm seriously thinking of learning latin because its so straight forward. I'm thinking that Hebrew is even better than English.
The only good thing that can come out of it is the simplicity of the design of the letters.
I'd like to see the YMCA done in Mandarin.
LOL.
Actually, it'll be way better if we all went back to Ancient Egypt and just had heiroglyphics. At least then everyone would have some sense of artistic talent (even post-modernists), and we'd know exactly what the person was writing about:
Its obvious that this is talking about a snakes adventure to a jar to get a semi-circle cookie. He gets the idea of the semi-circle cookie (As obvious from that shape about his head on the top left). He gets to the jar with the cookie, then realises he doesn't have any arms or hands (from the picture on the bottom right of an arm and hand holding a pube).
He somehow turns into a hammer and realises his life is much more meaningful as a hammer.
See?
So much easier than english.
But it'll be hilarious when people want to have a conversation with each other.
Person 1: "Bird, Bird, Eye, Snake, Semi-Circle Cookie"
Person 2: "Hand holding a pube. Man walking like and egyptian. Man with pot on his head."
Person 1: "Good point!"
*In the Caribbean, there are oysters than can climb trees*
Hooroo all!
