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That's it.
Nothing!
... haha, naa, but seriously..
Thought #1 - Cheap asian versions of products
Have you ever come across the cheaper, asian version of products you know and love? And then you look at these and you're like "Wow, that's a piece of shit."
I did just recently. In the markets, there was a cheaper version of Transformers Toys there called "The Changeable Robot". Apparently this one was supposed to be bumblebee:
Since when was Khaki and Sky Blue a good match?Anyway. It got me thinking on just shoddy Asian products in general. And why do we always stereotype that as well?
Are all Asian products shonky?
I say no!
Just some Shonky Asians which give the rest of them a bad name.
I apologise so far if you've taken offence at this *cough*Andy*cough*.
I believe they give us fine produts such as these:
Are all Asian products shonky?
I say no!
Just some Shonky Asians which give the rest of them a bad name.
I apologise so far if you've taken offence at this *cough*Andy*cough*.
I believe they give us fine produts such as these:
Seriously, where would you be without your PolyStation and your Colon Cleansing Tea wearing your Adidos jacket?
You'd be lost!
Anyhoo, enough. I just spent ages looking those pictures up, LOL.
Thought # 2 - Toilets in public places.
Why is it, whenever I go to a Bar or Pub they try and impress people with what's on their toilet door?
Its way more interesting to watch people double check they're going into the right one. I still remember one was "mates" and "pals" for the two sexes. I knew that "mates" was a guy, but I don't know how "pals" was girls. Like, Gal Pals?
I seriously just prefer "Men" and "Women". It saves a lot of confusion.
Though it is humerous.
I dunno.
And also, what is it with people writing stuff on toilet walls?
Like, all that screams out to me is "VIRGIN". And I bet the people feel so strong and great about themselves knowing they graffitid on a toilet stall wall.
At my uni there is one that says
"Slip a fat one in her pink bits."
Obviously this person has never had sex before. And probably never will. He probably plays WOW (World of Warcraft) too much and couldn't pick up even if he was in a brothel.
I did come across THIS funny pic though:
So that's what i've been doing wrong!
You'd be lost!
Anyhoo, enough. I just spent ages looking those pictures up, LOL.
Thought # 2 - Toilets in public places.
Why is it, whenever I go to a Bar or Pub they try and impress people with what's on their toilet door?
Its way more interesting to watch people double check they're going into the right one. I still remember one was "mates" and "pals" for the two sexes. I knew that "mates" was a guy, but I don't know how "pals" was girls. Like, Gal Pals?
I seriously just prefer "Men" and "Women". It saves a lot of confusion.
Though it is humerous.
I dunno.
And also, what is it with people writing stuff on toilet walls?
Like, all that screams out to me is "VIRGIN". And I bet the people feel so strong and great about themselves knowing they graffitid on a toilet stall wall.
At my uni there is one that says
"Slip a fat one in her pink bits."
Obviously this person has never had sex before. And probably never will. He probably plays WOW (World of Warcraft) too much and couldn't pick up even if he was in a brothel.
I did come across THIS funny pic though:
So that's what i've been doing wrong!The ultimate way to avoid splash-back.
Anyhoo, I best be off, this has taken longer than expected...
*A cats urine glows under a black light*
Hooroo all!
Anyhoo, I best be off, this has taken longer than expected...
*A cats urine glows under a black light*
Hooroo all!
