Har har har, I am so punny.
Actually, after about 5 minutes of writing on a random topic from a pun, i've decided to label it my first thought.
Thought #1 - Violence, Lawyers and Sensitive people
Actually, after about 5 minutes of writing on a random topic from a pun, i've decided to label it my first thought.
Thought #1 - Violence, Lawyers and Sensitive people
But seriously, its amazing how many people use violence to resolve an issue. Either that or suing. Taking money away from people, now how low can you go?
Fair enough if they took it from you first, like buglary or fraud, but say they accidentally nudged you and you spilt your Soy Mocha on your favourite shirt and favourite skin, and you sue them for OH&S issues because they shouldn't have slipped because they weren't wearing grippy shoes on a non-grip surface.
SUE THEM!
GET PAID $1857745382 JUST FOR A SMALL STAIN AND A BOO BOO!!
Therefore i've narrowed it down to either lawyers or violence to be the source of evil intentions.
Think about it.
What do people to do get revenge (an evil intention). They either get violent or sue. Too many angry people.
You know what shits me the most though (or as Peter Griffin would say "Grinds my Gears") is when people are taking offence to the smallest of things and blowing it out of proprotion.
Why the fuck are there so many overly sensitive people nowadays?
Complain about this and waa waa that. Fucktards. I read a story not long ago about a mum who was offended about there being a picture of a bum in a school book.
Fair enough if they took it from you first, like buglary or fraud, but say they accidentally nudged you and you spilt your Soy Mocha on your favourite shirt and favourite skin, and you sue them for OH&S issues because they shouldn't have slipped because they weren't wearing grippy shoes on a non-grip surface.
SUE THEM!
GET PAID $1857745382 JUST FOR A SMALL STAIN AND A BOO BOO!!
Therefore i've narrowed it down to either lawyers or violence to be the source of evil intentions.
Think about it.
What do people to do get revenge (an evil intention). They either get violent or sue. Too many angry people.
You know what shits me the most though (or as Peter Griffin would say "Grinds my Gears") is when people are taking offence to the smallest of things and blowing it out of proprotion.
Why the fuck are there so many overly sensitive people nowadays?
Complain about this and waa waa that. Fucktards. I read a story not long ago about a mum who was offended about there being a picture of a bum in a school book.
For Fucks Sake!
And then we have the people who are a few sandwiches short of a picnic who always wind up on Today Tonight or A Current Affair about some stupid story about how some slightly cleverer person stole something off them and DEY TOOK DER JEEERRRB!
For fucks sake!
I swear, everyone is going to end up like the overprotective mum who just wants everything to be perfect and innocent for their child.
Exhibit A
I swear, people in general need to harden the fuck up. Just man up, grow a pair and stop complaining about this and that (yes, I know its kinda hypocritical of my complaining about other people, but shut up). If people in general complained 50% less, I can almost garuntee we'd have 50% less lawsuits, revenge plots and rat tails.
Fuck I hate rat tails. Stupid hair cut.
Sorry, that's all for now, but it was fun!
*mosquitos have 47 teeth*
Hooroo all!
