Thought #1 - Two wrongs CAN make a right
I came up with a brilliant thought. Two wrongs can make a right, I can garuntee it. Let me explain my case example.
Everyone loves those post-boxes which the postie puts the flag up if they've got mail, and the owner puts the flag down when they take their mail. You know the one's i'm talking about.
Say someone is walking down the street and sees one of these letterboxes with the flag poking up, meaning the person living at that house has mail. They decide to be cheeky, put the flag down, so then the owners won't check it (har har har, what a prank).
BUT
Alas, someone else walks past at a later time, and seeing the flag down, presumes they don't have mail, but wants to be mean and nasty and make them walk 10 metres to the letterbox (how could he) and then puts the flag up, laughing hysterically to himself, little knowing that his 'wrong' in his head made the whole thing right again.
Everyone see how grand my theory is?
Shh... I'm a jenius.*Thought #2 - Brand Names & Advertisements
Millions are spent on advertising companies products and even just the company themself. Why on earth don't people double check some of their stuff? I saw the other day, a billboard which made my day. It was for a jeweller company, and it had two rings, one standing up on top of one lying down. It looked a LOT like a toilet seat. To make matters worse, there was a guy and a girl in the picture, and the girl was half squatting as if she was doing a poo.
LOL.
... well i thought it was funny anyway.
Let me show you another few examples I managed to discover:
And my favourite:
Seamless.
Thought #3 - Weird things people do.
I just read a story. Read this for yourself and try not to laugh.
Newark teenager Ralph Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company and taking his pals on a US$30,000 spending spree, which culminated in them playing "Halo" on an Xbox with the hookers in a Texas motel.
The $1000-a-night prostitutes were released without charge but Ralph was given a three year community order upon his conviction on May 9, money.co.uk reported.
The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.
Authorities were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk who, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Oreos and Fritos, was asked by the kids where they could hire some escorts.
They young Lotharios explained they'd just won big at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to relax.
The delivery clerk called the police who arrived to find $3,000 in cash, electronic gadgets, an Xbox console and games, plus the two prostitutes.
Ralph reportedly told the officers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.
Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.
They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.
Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.
The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.
Now what a fantastic party that would have been.
It almost seems like the prostitutes were disappointed in playing Xbox.
Anyhoo... enough scavenging.
"The flushing toilet was invented Before toilet paper"
Hooroo all!
* Yes, it was meant to be spelt with a j.
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