Thought #1 - Hair in unusual places
I have been thinking, why on earth does hair grow in certain places of our body. For example, why is there quite a large amount of hair on our head? Why not our kneecaps? What purpose does it serve?
Ok, fair enough it makes some people look prettier, and others, well... they look like bums, but still, it baffles me why there's a large tuft of hair right on the top of our head.
And why (this one baffles me the most) does it grow around our genatles? I can't think of any good or decent reason to have hair there.
I realise we have a thin layer of hair everywhere which helps our sense of touch, but why on earth do we have big clumps of it on our head, under our arms and downstairs? What about eyebrows? What purpose do they serve? Eyelashes help protect your eyes, what do eyebrows do? Allow something else for a person to wax?
All these questions are making me thirsty.. I need a drink.
Mmm.... solo.
Ok.. where was I?
Oh yeah, Hair.
Another idea is that we're supposed to have thick hair all over our body like a dog or Robin Williams, but we've evolved and lost hair from our body.
So about 10000 years from now we'll all be completely bald?
Sexy....Thought #2 - You can't be serious...
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How ridiculous they can be.
(yes, it's another picture whoring, but i'll put some writing with it too, just because i'm nice)
First up is this item found in a catalogue:
Now, i'm not one to judge, but how the heck are serving tongs trendy? Look out dinner parties, Trendy Tongs have hit the table!!! For goodness sake, they can't be extremely trendy if they're $1.50. C'mon. I knew there was a trendier way of serving things on a table... and now i've found my answer!!!
Now here's an ad that kinda makes no sense at all. Ok, I can read frenchinesian or whatever the bloody language is, but I know this: A pig would not be smiling like that if it's cutting itself, unless it was an emo pig:
Wonderful portayal I reckon.
Anyhoo, secondly, I don't think a pig can stand on its hind legs, ON TOP of its OWN slicings, and hold a knife with his wrist.
Man, that pig is talented.
May I also point out the extremely inconvenient placing of the tail?
This one just speaks for itself, and in all, is just a funny picture.
I'm sure people want to do yoga now!
More like the King Shit of all iPod docking stations! Now there is no way this is functional in any way, shape or form, and no-one I know calls their toilet the "throne room". If anything, it's a potty, dunny, "Little boys/girls room", Thunderbox or just plain ol' crapper.
Also, "perfect for the man who has everything"...? What? Perfect for the idiotic man who obviously has a bowel problem and needs a colonic.
This item is just plain ridiculous.
And if anyone DIDN'T know, right in the bottom right hand corner "Made for iPod".
I thought it was made for the man who has everything...
Anyhoo, i'm off for now. Be sure to use the word "eclectic" every day this week.
*The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.*
Hooroo all!
Advertisements.
How ridiculous they can be.
(yes, it's another picture whoring, but i'll put some writing with it too, just because i'm nice)
First up is this item found in a catalogue:
Now, i'm not one to judge, but how the heck are serving tongs trendy? Look out dinner parties, Trendy Tongs have hit the table!!! For goodness sake, they can't be extremely trendy if they're $1.50. C'mon. I knew there was a trendier way of serving things on a table... and now i've found my answer!!!
Now here's an ad that kinda makes no sense at all. Ok, I can read frenchinesian or whatever the bloody language is, but I know this: A pig would not be smiling like that if it's cutting itself, unless it was an emo pig:
Wonderful portayal I reckon.Anyhoo, secondly, I don't think a pig can stand on its hind legs, ON TOP of its OWN slicings, and hold a knife with his wrist.
Man, that pig is talented.
May I also point out the extremely inconvenient placing of the tail?
This one just speaks for itself, and in all, is just a funny picture.I'm sure people want to do yoga now!
More like the King Shit of all iPod docking stations! Now there is no way this is functional in any way, shape or form, and no-one I know calls their toilet the "throne room". If anything, it's a potty, dunny, "Little boys/girls room", Thunderbox or just plain ol' crapper.Also, "perfect for the man who has everything"...? What? Perfect for the idiotic man who obviously has a bowel problem and needs a colonic.
This item is just plain ridiculous.
And if anyone DIDN'T know, right in the bottom right hand corner "Made for iPod".
I thought it was made for the man who has everything...
Anyhoo, i'm off for now. Be sure to use the word "eclectic" every day this week.
*The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.*
Hooroo all!
1 comment:
Hahaha at the emo pig, that is so wrong. that's so twisted. I like the ipod idea. they should put it in every public toilet.
You reckon people can use those tongs as an aphrodisiac?
However, I'm worried about the effects of that last fact you left before you posted this blog.
Also, I'm pretty hairless, does that make me a better specimen of human than you? Cos my brain certainly doesn't show it.
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