# 22 - Gargoyles and Deoderant.

Those were the first to things that came to mind when I looked around my room.

Huzzah for year 11 ceramic gargoyles!
Huzzah for Deoderant!
Huzzah for Uni assessments!
... actually
Non-Huzzah the Uni assessment one.

God this looks to be a really gay semester. Damn ridiculous assessments.

I hate being poor.
I need more money but I don't have time for another job, cause I smell.
Maybe if I dedicated my time to not writing in this blog I could get a job.......
NAAAAA

w3rd.

Thought #1 - Songs with the same chord progression

I'm just gonna pwn off my research for my uni presentation I had to do today. These songs are practically all the same, and all have reached the Top 20 within the past few years. They all have the same chord progression of I - V - vi - IV.

(In C)
All The Small Things - Blink 182
Dammit - Blink 182
Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry
Hurt - Johnny Cash (Originally by NIN)
Otherside - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Land Down Under - Men At Work
Scar - Missy Higgins
Buy U a Drank - T-Pain
I wanna Love You - Akon
Don't Matter - Akon
How Far we've come - Matchbox 20
Better in time - Leona Lewis
Gotta Be Somebody - Nickelback
Move Along - All American rejects

(In C#)
A message - Coldplay
Here Without You - 3 Doors Down

(In D)
Pictures of You - The Last Goodnight
Sk8ter Boi - Avril Lavigne
Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
Tattoo - Jordan Sparks
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
Lips of an Angel - Hinder
Alive - Pearl Jam
With or Without you - U2
Carousel - Blink 182

(In D#)
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
That's what you get - Paramore
Aplogise - One Republic

(In E)
Alicia Keys - No-one
Take a Bow - Rhianna
The Reason - Hoobastank
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

(In F)
Glycerine - Bush
When I come around - Greenday
By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Under My Umbrella - Incubus

(In F#)
We're all in this together - High School Musical
How could this happen to me (or Untitled, i'm not sure) - Simple Plan

(In G)
Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne
What's My Age Again - Blink 182
I'll always Love you - Whitney Houston

(In G#)
4ever - The Veronicas
Snow - Red Hot Chili Peppers

(In A)
Numb - Linkin Park
Amazing - Alex Lloyd
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
How To Save A Life - The Fray
Wherever You Will Go - The Calling

(In A#)
Face Down - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Beyonce - Irreplaceable

(In B)
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
Poker Face - Lady GaGa
Shadow Of The Day - Linkin Park


... See? Basically all mainstream pop is all the same!

Thought #2 - Weird things only people will lots of money people will have.

There are up-coming products that are in development and will be/already is on sale.
Here's the first one:

This seems useful... [/sarcasm]

Now apparently this connects to the Net and burns the weather, news, pictures on your toast.
Why, in gods name, is this useful?
Oh, yeah, because no-one puts anything on their toast in the morning, they have plain bread, and they'll take MORE time to cook the toast in the Net-Computer toaster rather than doing it like a normal person. If this is SUPPOSED to save time, they've failed.

So sexy

This just has "fail" written all over it. I mean, even the kid himself is probably dying a little inside just looking at the advertisement.
Good god.
Though it kinda makes me want one. All I have is Charles. The lone hair on my chest. Gordon got ripped out =( =(

Only in Japan

I seriously think this picture speaks for itself, but i'll say it anyway.
THAT DOES NOT LOOK COMFORTABLE!


The caption says it all. This is just ridiculous.
Whoever buys this product is an even bigger idiot than the person who invented it.

I mean, c'mon, is this the age we're entering?

*A Mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will*

Hooroo all!