Plogywid: #2 - Couldn't wait...

I couldn't wait another whole week to blog my heart out. I knew I had to spill some of my random thoughts to some random people who are drunk, smacked the keyboard twice and came up with "Plogywid" on Google search, and who would love to read some random stupid thoughts.
Anyway...

Thought # 1 - Funny Words

Ever noticed how some words are just hilarious. For example, i'd be in a conversation, and someone would just use the word "moist" and the imagery you get from it is just hilarious. Just a few words that I find hilarious (excuse the dots, it doesn't register more than once space)
Soy...............................................Phagocyte.
Bunyip.........................................Elephant.
Ointment.....................................Herpes.
Fern.............................................Anenome.
Shampoo.....................................Nipple.
Turnip.........................................Michael Jackson.
Egg...............................................Emu.
Moon...........................................Teabag.
Fish..............................................Hippo.
Alpaca..........................................Moist.
Ferret..........................................Percy.

As I said... just a few.
But I garuntee that you laughed at at least one of the words there.
Also just resist saying "ointment" . You know you want to say it. Just one more time.

Thought #2 - Things you shouldn't laugh at but you still do.

You know those small things that happen every day that you know you shouldn't laugh at, but you still do. Can happen to both animals and hunmans. A case example would be:
A man which is a bit on the chubby side is running to catch up to a bus which he just missed. I know you're laughing at the imagery.

Another one:
You just see someone get pooped on by a bird. You know it happens to you sometimes and you hate it when people laugh at you, but you laugh anyway.