#3 Ramblings and other fecal matters...

Well... what an interesting few days. I reckon that if I had enough time, i'd build a time machine and do it all differently, and then build another time machine to go back and do it all the same as the first time, but to be an asshole to the rest of the universe.
Sorry everyone.

Well... not really, but it has been an interesting few days, one of the highlights being:

Thought #1 - The World's Greatest Shave

This was a big day with a few good things coming out of it, mostly my face like this:

Yes, that says "I like boys" on my forehead

My legs going through this:

Silky and smooth

My singing and playing completely underwhelming everybody:

Turn that crap off!!

And everyone joining in on ultimate scissors paper rock, where the winner was just so overwhelmed:

He was thrilled

Even though I hardly knew anyone, it was a good day and for a great cause. Everyone who I didn't know was left with the impression that I'm a complete tool, and everyone who I did know was sick of me as I hung around them like a bad smell.
Perfect way to make friends.


Thought #2 - Nosepick

One of the most common things people have with each other is that they picked their nose at least once in their past week. It might have been in bed or with people and pretending to scratch their nose, but you know you did it at some point. Good ol' boogie. Green gold. I think is was created just so children, retards and people in cars have something to snack on when they're bored. It comes in an easy to reach place and theres usually plenty of it.

Even the Queen does it

The funny thing is that kids complain about having to eat stuff considered food, like broccholi, beans and spam, but will willingly dig their finger into their own nose, pick a winner and stick it in their mouth for a chew. Reminds me of a little poem (no, it doesn't involve kumquats):

Max sat on the burning deck, picking his nose like mad
Rolled it into little balls and pinged them at his dad

Beautiful poem

Thought #3 - My first third thought

*Insert reflective rant (If you prefer my more humourous posts, stop reading here)*
Don't ever get sleeplessness.
It sucks.
It makes your brain wander and wander within those hours you're awake.
What's worse, is that MY brain wanders, and that's never good. And it starts to wander about emotional crap. Life, relationships, ideas... you know...
This leads to even worse insomnia because of my thinking.
And ta-da you have me on around 3-6 hours sleep most nights.


... gotta love those rare sleep-ins.


Anyhoo, random fact time:
*Fish can hiccup*

Hooroo all!