Friday, February 13, 2009

# 19 - The legendary post of random ranting.

Actually, all my posts have been random.
Oh yeah!
But come to think of it, i kinda pre-meditate material sometimes. Like, i come across a situation one day, and i try and make it funny. Key word = try!
Banana Terracotta Pie (a rotating cookie will be given to people who know where this is from)

Anyhoo, onto some thoughts!

Thought #1 - Some people are just... 'special'

Yup

Have you got one of those mates that's usually just a bit on the 'special' side. Who you'll laugh at, but won't laugh with because most of their jokes are lame?
I'm usually that guy. HAHAHA.
Actually, sometimes I get a laugh. W3rd. Those are happy times.
But seriously. We all know one. They're slightly 'special'. I know i'm one, but I know a few. That means that the ratio of 'special' to 'normal' is getting lower (for those who don't know math, that means there's more special people coming!). I think its from a lack of discipline! Parents need to beat their kids more often! If kids get beaten, it'll make the world a happier place. Like, all the parents these days are like 'back in my day, the younger generation had more respect", That's cause they all got whacked over the head if they gave even a funny look!
And we should bring back the caning in school!
Actually... maybe the canings in school back then helped create the 'special' people of today...

Anyhoo... here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.

Thought #2 - Novelty ring tones and the other stupid shit they try and sell you on late night tv.

Good god, have you seen some of this stuff?
Its completely ridiculous.
It kinda all started with the crazy frog ring tone, which No-one I knew had. It was completely and utterly annoying and stupid, and i don't know how it got its own remixes and so forth. If you bought this or anything like this:
Well Said

And furthermore. Those stupid little bloody things you can 'msg' and get answers to like the stupid "love match calculator" and all that crap. Again - I don't know anyone who has bought these shit-for-brains ideas, maybe because I might have an IQ higher than a pigeon. Again, if you've bought any of these:
Again, well said

And finally, those stupid little animations or the porn you can get on your mobile (Who the hell pays for porn?). Those things are just gay. I mean, for 1 - everyone knows they're not real. 2- Everyone knows where you got it from so you can't "fool your friends" and 3 - You're a fag if you buy it. If you bought them or any other of the products I may have mentioned:

*Avocados are poisonous to birds*

Hooroo All!

5 comments:

madmooemily said...

i think those adds are on so late at nights...because people are so drunk that yeah they wouldactually buy porn...
because seriously...switch it to showtime and the movies basically is yes...porn. (9pm friday nights last time i check).
pancakes...i really want pancakes now.you know...by baby sitting my sisters children it also means i'll be baby sitting a rabbit too...little bunny called "bugsie nalina" why name a rabbit that?simple...twokids fighting over a name..

anywho.awesome rant my friend! coodus on the ranting abilities at such a late hour of the night.
i want some of that wine you've been drinking.

madmooemily said...

you're so lucky i have no credit. because its that drunken phone call time of night.

Aaron_sfas said...

Hello Evan. I think you will find that many people indeed ARE stupid enough to pay $10 a week so their phone will fart when they receive a message. The simple fact the ads have been going so long are a testament to this. I have simply accepted that morons will be morons and the media will continue to propagate a culture of idiocy, because if people learn to think for themselves, they won't be able to buy a Crazy Frog ringtone and delete it twenty-four minutes later when everyone laughs at them.

"That guy with the big nose" said...

Well said AZ!
I guess half the people in this country are complete idiots. I think I need to learn to accept that, though none of my friends are massive bafoons who would ever buy these things. None of them. Unless you have....?

Andy said...

haha retards, we're both mates so we both know retards. bahahahha.

i love avocados! i'm mildly allergic to them though =/ well at least i can still eat it sometimes =D

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