I woke up this morning really REALLY craving wedges with Sweet Chilli and Sour Cream.
At the moment, I could really go for a Yeeros.
Probably in 5 minutes, i'd really crave a good glass of wine.
And in 6 minutes, i'd crave pretzels.
Mmm... food.
Thought #1 - Slow walkers.
Don't you just hate the people that walk so ridiculously slow in front of you? Especially in a fairly crowded shopping complex or like, the isle in a supermarket, they're everywhere! And just when you go to overtake them, they move in the direction, so you need to dance behind them, so you look like an impatient asswipe.
Its the same with driving. You'll get stuck behind a stupid truck or a stupidly slow driver in a one-lane area. I always get this on the way to uni! GAHH!! Fail!!
Why didn't I think of this?Why oh why must there be slow people!
Actually, this was put forward to me before, and I think its a pretty good point:
Young people always drive fast and usually walk fast everywhere, but they've got all their lives ahead of them, yet elderly people drive slow and walk fairly slow yet they've got less time (assuming) to live than the younger people. It doesn't make sense!
Oh yeah, slow walkers!
Also, Its hard in like, a crowded marketplace or something, even the showbag area in the Easter show, there's always a poor overweight man who's stuck in the middle, kinda used as a roundabout for everyone or everyone hides behind him so they can move forward cause he's a good blocker. Actually, its kinda one of those things you laugh at, but you'll feel a bit bad for laughing at it. Its like if they ride a motorbike, you'll laugh because it looks disproportionate.
He's going to the drive-thru for maccas, walking to it is too hardI wanna be like him.
... not.
Thought #2 - The stupidest toys ever made.
No wonder kids are getting stupider. Many many many toys out there are getting absolutely ridiculous. You just look at them and go.... "Who the hell would buy that????"
Some examples I've found (on the internet, there's more, but its takes AGES to find!):
Actually, i'd probably get that last one... LOL
... damn it takes AGES to find good pictures...
*"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals*
Hooroo all!
1 comment:
Nothing annoys me more then walking behind someone slow too. Or when people stand there on the escalators and don’t leave room for an express lane (this happens in Liverpool)…if they did that in the city they’d be knocked over.
I have a step brother like that (would be used like a round about). But it’s cool when you go out and you have someone walking in front of you clearing the path…
Awesome blog! Some kids are getting dumber…but bloody hell I’ve been coming across some freakishly smart ones these days…
And you connect the feet silly…do you know anything about dolls!!!???
I’ve seen a similar poo doll in a shop window..
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