# 16 - What's the use of autonomy when a button does it all?

Its true. We, as people, are getting lazier.
Then again, lazy CAN be good.

You're probably thinking
"How can lazy be good Evan?"

- Case example -
What if war was declared, but nobody showed up because they're so lazy?
No-one would die, that's wassup!

Thought #1 - Even more stupid ads

Yeah, i know, its time for more ad-kill. Why? Because I can.

Here's the first one...
Now, come on. Seriously. Like, do you really need to bloody put a pregnant woman in what seems to be a bikini top and brief underwear (obviously extremely fashion-sensed here) to advertise non-alcoholic beer?
And non alcoholic beer? That'll be like playing Hungry Hungry Hippos without the hippos. Its just not cool!
Like, this does not, at all, make me want to drink this... "beer"... if you want to call it that. It's a poor effort at advertising.

Now this next one, you've probably seen lots of, but i'm gonna show it anyway.

I mean, this just speaks for itself doesn't it? The funniest part is what's written underneath it...
"Its reported that 50 million women do! This means that many men also suffer."
And as if a man is going to go up to their woman and be all like "I got some new lube cause you're too dry, wanna try it out?"
They'd get lube up their ass.
And THEN questions will be asked.
Fair dinkum some people have got shit for brains.

Thought #2 - late night TV

What ever happened to good quality late night tv?
i flick the channels on at about 1am, and all I get is (mostly) crap crap crap "NEW Pro-activ!" crap crap crap. Its so dumb. I can't find a quality show that i'd lie down in bed and enjoy at about 1 or 2 am in the morning, when my brain is trying to rest. Yes, i go to sleep at an 'early' time, but I have sleeplessness.
Dead set, the only half-decent thing is usually a softcore porno on SBS, but even they aren't on every week.
And then i flicked OH MY GAWD!

boo!

Bloody black and white movies on ABC. I honestly don't know anyone who has watched them. The only time i've ever watched it is when the Count of Monte Christo was on.
LOL @ me.
And foxtel just gives you a larger selection of crap to choose from.
Huzzah for variety!

Oh well.

Thought #3

Poo

... that is all.

*In sweden, there is a ski-thru McDonalds*

Hooroo all!